So to continue in the unknown cause and ongoing saga that is my current lady troubles I went for a Pap Test the other day.
After about 20 minutes of me laying there staring at the ceiling trying to ignore the discomfort and intrusion down the other end the doctors face reappears.
“Um I can’t find your cervix”
“I can’t find your cervix”
The thought process commenced.
Surely it’s where I left it last.
Maybe it’s shy and hiding.
There’s no way that accidentally fell out right?
I was sure I had one this morning.
What I actually said was:
“Yeah it’s the first time that has ever happened to me”
Oh great no wonder it’s hiding it knows she’s seeing other cervixes behind my back.
You are the doctor right?
I’m drawn to the only viable conclusion….obviously someone has borrowed it and not returned it.
So if you do currently happen to have it in your possession rest assured I won’t charge a late fee but I really would like it back.
Linking up with the hilarious Em who always makes me smile.