I just met you
And this is Crazy
But here’s my number
I know I previously wrote a post about Kate – the Duchess and how we could be besties but that ship has royally sailed (yep I went there and once I was there I heard the boom tish of the failed joke).
Is it ok if I call you Jen? I could call you JLAW but that just seems so false, so contrived a name created by those pesky paparazzi and we’re past that after all I have seen you completely naked if you don’t count the blue body paint.
Sorry if this seems weirdo stalkerish it’s just that we have so much in common. You starred in The Hunger Games and I saw it, plus I’ve read the books as well. Surely that should earn me some bonus points.
Moving on to the other things we have in common. You starred in Silver Linings Playbook and I saw it. Plus it had an Australian in it and I’m Australian too see it’s like we’re practically sisters.
Recently you blew me away with your Jersey accent in American Hustle and though I have never actually been to America I did have a pen friend from Jersey plus your pal Bradley Cooper had a perm in it and most days my hair resembles a bad perm.
But the thing that makes me certain that you and I would make awesome besties is our clumsiness. I’ve never fallen down at the Oscars (twice) but then I wonder if you have ever partially amputated your thumb on a dog food can or grated your thumb nail off on a cheese grater look this isn’t a game of who is more accident prone – even though it’s obvious that I am (geez I can’t stand competitive people).
We both seem to also have a tendency to speak before we think so let me just get this out….on the offchance you don’t want to be my bestie can you please pass my number onto Jennifer Garner or Chrissie Swan.
Thunder Buddies for life,
Linking up with the fabulous Jess because I Blog On Tuesdays