Dear White Ute Driver and Companion,
You may not remember me it has been quite some time, I was the incredibly obvious carnivore who you called out to as you drove past me walking towards the train station the year before last.
I like to think your comment “Lay off the cheeseburgers” was in reference to your deeply seeded vegan tendencies rather than an act of cruelty to a plus sized woman.That by telling me to lay off the cheeseburgers you were actually participating in an act of expression of meat free existence.
But alas I love the cheeseburgers and so they remain in my life as does my plus size figure and my sense of humour. You see nobody laughs at me because I laugh first….at me cause I am quite frankly a bit of a spaz.
So to the gentleman in the ute I bid you happy days whether they be vegan filled or not because I am the bigger person…………….obviously.
<Linking up with the fabulous Jess from ESSENTIALLY JESS because IBOT>
p.s I should note I haven’t had a cheeseburger in forever if I do give in to the Maccas train I tend to go for the Chicken and Mayo burger. Though that is probably less effective being yelled from a moving vehicle.