To Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge Catherine (is it ok if I call you Kate- I promise to not refer to you as WaityKatie- oops),
As I write this letter to you you are currently in labour delivering the future sovereign of my nation and also yours (I guess technically all the nations in the commonwealth are yours or will be but you know what I mean) and I figure that this is a great time to present a few ideas to you given that you are either completely distracted by the pain you are currently in or may even be under the influence of drugs – hey no judgement :).
- Rachel is a different but also amazingly traditional name and very well suited to a Princess incase you are pondering a name that isn’t on the previous Queens of Britain list.
- If you need an Australian best friend I am quite the candidate I don’t wanna toot my own horn but I am a great friend, loyal and a great listener not to mention I am awesome at trivia and I make an awesome Chocolate Ripple Cake…..I know I know right now you are wishing you were able to hop onto a plane but it’s ok I will make it when you’re next down here to hang out or to you know be on a “Royal” tour.
- Looking for a Godmother for your soon to be born baby (just have it already I’m like geeky excited) I know some would say pick your sister or somebody “royal” but I am an awesome aunty and godmother and amazingly discreet (well except for this very public post) incase you’re interested 🙂 .
So look consider everything I’ve put forward goodluck with the whole pushing a baby out of you while the whole world is watching thing.
Your new bestie,
Linking up with some silliness this Tuesday with Essentially Jess for IBOT